Thursday, August 25, 2005

hi and wellcome to the potty blog

As always, we will be discussing poop today.

Actually, I'm so tired of talking about potty training. (I'm tired of dealing with it, too...) She's actually doing quite well so we'll leave it at that.

Micah has begun lying. The bold face kind. The see the chocolate all over my face, no I didn't eat a cupcake kind. She enjoys playing Milan and I against each other. But she's only 3 so she'll do it right in front of both of us and it always backfires on her.

micah: "mommy, can you give me lick-a-liss (licorice)?"

mommy: "no, baby, it's time for dinner."

micah: "but muh-lahn said yes."

mommy: "he did?"

micah: "mm-hmm."

milan: "no i didn't."

micah: "well, mommy said yes."

Saturday, August 06, 2005

potty training update

micah went to bed around 10 pm last night and woke up at 8:30 am this morning (well, actually is 6:15 am but i convinced her to come into bed with us) - and when she went to use the bathroom, she was DRY!!!!!!!! and, to top it off, she had "just a little bit water" on her way to bed last night.

oh, the prides of parenthood!

Friday, August 05, 2005

things they don't tell you when you're going to be a parent

you may one day have to use a fork to remove a large, hard turd from your daughter's constipated rear end.

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